One day three guys were out walking, and they found a lamp. So, they rubbed the lamp and a genie poped out. He says "I'll grant you each one wish."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

These guys weren't so bright, so they all wanted to be smarter. The first guy says "I wish I was 10 times smarter."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The genie says "POOF! You're 10 times smarter." The second guy says "I wish to to be 100 times smarter." and the genie says "POOF! You're 100 times smarter."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The last guy says "I wish to be 1000 times smarter" And the genie says "POOF!! You're a woman!!"