One day there were three boys walking down the street, and suddenly they heard cries for help. When the boys got to the noise they saw George W. Bush in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Dubya asked the boys how he could ever repay him. The first boy said, "I want a boat." ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The second boy said, "I want a truck." ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

And the third boy said, "I want three tombstones with our names all on them." ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Dubya asked, "Why is that, son?" ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The little boy said, "Because when my Dad finds out that we saved you, he is going to kill us all!"