On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is - flowers!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"That's right!" said the boy, "but how did you know?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Just a wild guess," she said.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shooked it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is - a box of candy!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"That's right! But how did you know?" asked the girl.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Just a lucky guess," said the teacher.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held the bag over her head and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"No," the boy replied.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"No," the boy replied©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The teacher then said, "I give up, what is it?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The boy replied, "A puppy!"