Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing. After a while grandpa gets thirsty and opens up his cooler for some beer. Little Johnny asks, "Grandpa can I have some beer too?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" grandpa asked back.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"No"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well, than your not big enough"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Granpa then takes out a cigarette and lights up. Little Johnny sees this and asks for a cigarette.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" grandpa asked again.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"No"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well, than your not big enough"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Little Johnny gets upset and pulls out some cookies. His grandfather says, "Hey, those cookies look good, can I have some?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Little Johnny asks, "Can you stick your penis in your asshole?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Grandpa looks at Johnny and senses his trick so he says, "Well of course I can, I'm big enough."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Little Johnny then says, "Well, then go fuck yourself, these are my cookies"