A man and his friend meet at the clubhouse and decide to play a round of golf together. The man has a little dog with him and on the first green, when the man holes out a 20-foot putt, the little dog starts to yip and stands up on its hind legs.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man's friend is quite amazed at this clever trick and says, "That dog is really talented! What does he do if you miss a putt?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Somersaults," says the first golfer.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Somersaults!" says the friend. "That's incredible. How many does he do?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Hmmm," says the man. "That depends on how hard I kick him in the ass."