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  • Sports Jokes / Good salesman Joke

    A young zealous boy wanted desperately to work at a department store. He approached the store manager who responded they needed no help.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

    Quite persistent, the boy returned again and again until the manager finally said "We're having a holiday sale tomorrow. Why don't you show up and you can give it a try."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

    The elated boy returned the following day and proceeded to sell. At the end of the day the store manager called the youngster over and asked how he had done. The boy responded that he had sold $79,083.50 worth of merchandise.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

    The manager asked how he had done so well.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

    The young man said, "Well this guy was going fishing so I asked if he wanted some fish hooks, he said sure, That's $1.50. I asked if he had a nice fishing pole, he said no, so I got a graphite extension pole for $43.50. Do you have a nice reel, not yet replied the customer... so I got him a nice quick release reel for $35.00. I asked here he was going fishing and he said Strawberry Reservior. I told him the best places to catch fish are near the center, "Do you have a boat?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

    The man said he didn't so I set him up with a nice outboard 30 foot cruiser for $28,000.00. Then I asked if he had a trailer. He didn't, so I got him a double axle trailer for $3,000.00.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

    Then I asked what he had to tow the boat. He only had a station wagon, so I told him that just wouldn't do, but we could get him a nice fully loaded Dodge Ram dually, racked and packed with a tow package, trailer hitch and everything for $48,000.00.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

    He wanted it all." As you can imagine the store manager was astounded. "And to think it all began with that man asking for a package of fish hooks?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

    The boy replied, "Oh no, it all began with him asking for some tampons which were $3.50, so I replied, "Well you aren't going to be doing much else this weekend, you might as well go fishing!"


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