If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same results.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The smartest advice on raising children is to enjoy them while they are still on your side. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Avenge yourself ~~~ live long enough to be a problem to your children.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The best way to keep kids at home is to give it a loving atmosphere ~and hide the keys to the car.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Parents: People who bare infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The joy of motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the children are finally in bed.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Life's golden age is when the kids are too old to need babysitters an too young to borrow the family car. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Grandparents are similar to a piece of string ~ handy to have around and easily wrapped around the fingers of grandchildren. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

There are three ways to get something done: Do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your children to do it. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Adolescence is the age when children try to bring up their parents.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Cleaning your house while your kids are at home is like trying to shovel the driveway during a snowstorm.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Oh, to be only half as wonderful as my child thought I was when he was small, and half as stupid as my teenager now thinks I am.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and his mother's age.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Adolescence is the age at which children stop asking questions because they know all the answers.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

An alarm clock is a device for awakening people who don't have small children.