What's grosser than gross?
Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

What's grosser than that?
Finding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

What's grosser than that?
When you open the refigerator and the rump rost farts in your face.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

You want to know what's grosser than that?
When you sit on your grandpa's lap and he pops a boner.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

But the one thing that is grosser than that is when you are siting on your grandma's lap and she pops a boner.