"Guilty or not guilty of begging?"?asked the magistrate.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Nearly guilty,"?said the beggar.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"What do you mean, "and#27045;early"?guilty? Asked the puzzled magistrate.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Well, your honor, I asked the lady for twenty-five cents but I didn't get it."?/p>