An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?" the officer said. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"He said you were speeding!" the old man yelled. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The patrolman then asked, "May I see your license?" ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The woman turned to her husband again, "What did he say?" ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The old man yelled back, "He wants to see your license!" ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The woman then gave the officer her license. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I see you are from Arkansas," the patrolman said. "I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen." ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The woman turned to her husband again and asked, "What did he say?" ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The old man replied, "He said he knows you!"