Heaven was getting a bit crowded, so Peter began giving quizzes to see who should get in. A man ascended to heaven, and came to the gates.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Who was the first man?" asked Peter.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Adam."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"That's correct. Enter." Soon another man came along.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Where did Adam and Eve live?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Eden."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
That's correct. Enter." Then Mother Theresa came along.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Ooh, I'll have to give you a hard one. What did Eve say when she met Adam for the first time?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Mmm, that IS a hard one."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Enter."