A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife said, "You should do it, because youget up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides,it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at thetop of several pages, that it indeed says.... "HEBREWS"