A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like, "Honda."
The doctor says, "You say, 'Honda?'"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"No," the guy says. "My farts do."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

So, the doctor says, "OK, open your mouth," and looks inside.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

After about two minutes, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, I can't help you, you need to go see a dentist."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The guy says, "Why a dentist?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The doctor says, "Because you have an absessed tooth."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The guy says, "What the hell does that have to do with my condition?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The doctor says, "Well, didn't you know? Absess makes the farts go Honda!"