Artery: The study of paintings.

Benign: What you be after you be eight. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Barium: What doctors do when patients die. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Cat Scan: Searching for Kitty ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Cauterize: Made eye contact with her. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Coma: A punctuation mark. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Dilate: To live long. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Enema: Not a friend. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Fester: Quicker than someone else. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Fibula: A small lie.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Impotent: Distinguished, well known.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Node: I knew it.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Post Operative: A letter carrier.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Rectum: Darn near killed him.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Seizure: Roman emperor.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Tablet: A small table.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Tumor: More than one.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Urine: Opposite of you're out©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Varicose: Near by