Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and left them there.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, ''What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The other missionary replied, ''I just peed in the soup!''