After his first wife died, the boss married his gorgeous young secretary. Soon, however, she was tired of being left alone on weekends, so she decided to take up golf. She arranged for a series of lessons with the young pro.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He put a club in her hands and told her to swing. "Not bad," he said. "I think you might be a natural. But you've got to hold the club gently."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"How gently?" she asked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well," he said " hold it as if it were your husband's penis."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The woman complied. "Much better," the pro said after a couple of swings. "Now if you take the club out of your mouth, you'll be fine."