Two hunters are out on a long day in the forest, when one of them has to take a dump.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Go in the bushes," says the other hunter.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"But what'll I use to wipe with?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Use a dollar bill. That's what I do."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

So the other hunter goes into the bushes, and comes back with crap all over his hands.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What happened?" asks his friend.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I didn't have a dollar bill so I used four quarters."