A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."