A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags! I won the lottery!" ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The husband says, "Ohmigod! What should I pack -- beach stuff or mountain stuff?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife yells back, "It doesn't matter... just get out!"