A duck went into a bar and asked for some crackers. The waiter said no. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The next day he came into the bar and asked for crackers again. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The waiter said no, again. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The next day he came in again and asked for crackers. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The waiter said no. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The next day the waiter said if you ask for crakers one more time I will nail your beak to the counter.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The next day the duck asked if the waiter had any nails, "No," said the waiter. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The duck then asked "Do you have any crackers"