1. Eating Mexican food is not the cause of gonorrhea.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

2. There is no need for dice in role playing.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

3. Intercourse doesn't happen on a highway.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

4. If you engage in oral sex first, it's not called a head start.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

5. If she says she's into "bondage," don't show her your financial portfolio.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

6. You can lie down during a one-night stand.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

7. When a woman talks about waiting for the "right time," she's not referring to a commercial break.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

8. Only sleep with someone you love or can say you love without smirking.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

9. Making out doesn't mean getting your money's worth.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

10. Sex is like "The Club" - Accept no substitutes.