The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With YOU!" he said.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "i'll use a rubber!"