Here are some facts most sane people are unaware of:©OFFICEJOKES.NET
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
A snail can sleep for three years.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Butterflies taste with their feet.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Leonardo DiVinci invented the scissors.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
No word in the English language rhymes with month.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand, "lollipop" with your right.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The words 'racecar' and 'kayak' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at a red light.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch face is 10:10.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
There is a word in the English language with only one vowel, which occurs five times: "indivisibility." ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The Bible does not say there were three wise men; it only says there were three gifts.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Did you know that crocodiles never outgrow the pool in which they live?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
That means that if you put a baby croc in an aquarium, it would be little for the rest of its life.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle; a group of geese in the air is a skein.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eye".©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable".©OFFICEJOKES.NET
It's impossible to lick your elbow.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Rats and horses can't vomit.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language...try it!©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows why.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Most lipstick contains fish scales.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Cat's urine glows under a black light.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
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