My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it "?so they gave me the axe. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it "?mainly because it was a so-so job. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Next I tried working in a Quick Fit Center, but that was exhausting. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Then I tried to be a chef, figured it would add spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Next was a job in a shoe factory, I tried but I just didn't fit in. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

I managed to get a job working for a swimming pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes, but I was fired because I wasn't up to it.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

So then I got a job in a gymnasium, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

After years of trying to find work, I finally got a job as an historian, until I realized there was no future in it.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

My last job was working at Starbucks Coffee, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

SO I RETIRED, AND I FOUND I AM A PERFECT FIT FOR THE JOB!