A Yankees fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Yankee Stadium, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to it if he knew whose seat it was.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The guy said, "Yes, that's my wife's seat. We have never missed a game since Joe DiMaggio played, but now my wife is dead."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The fan offered his sympathy and said it was really too bad that he couldn't find some relative to enjoy the game with.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Oh no. I can." the guy replied. "It's just that they're all at the funeral."