Back in the days of cowboys and Indians, toilet paper had just been invented. An Indian, unaware of the new invention, was amazed when he saw a cowboy using it out in the woods. Instead of scalping the cowboy, he offers to let him live if he tells the Indian where he can get some toilet paper. And the cowboy told the Indian about a trading post in the middle of the forest.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The next day, the Indian was looking over the different types of toilet paper and asked the clerk how much the "soft and Gentle"?was."That'd be $2.50,"?said the clerk. "Too much,"?mumbled the Indian, "how about the 'Gentle'?"?"That one's $2,"?answered the clerk. "still too much,"?complained the Indian, "Anything cheaper?"?"Welllll,"?replied the clerk, "We do have a generic kind."?"What generic mean?"?asked the Indian. "It means it doesn't have a name, and it's only 50 cents."?"Me take that,"?said the Indian.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The next day, the Indian returns to the trading post and tells the clerk, "Me have name for generic toilet paper."?"Oh,"?says the clerk, "What's the name?"?"Me call it John Wayne... it's rough, tough and it take no crap from Indian."?/p>