Doctor, doctor, please kiss me," says the patient.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"No, I'm sorry, that would be against the code of ethics," says the doctor.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Ten minutes later the patient says: "Doctor, please, kiss me just once."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"No, I'm sorry, I just can't" he says.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Five minutes later, she asks again: "Please, please kiss me!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Look," says the doctor, "it's out of the question. In fact, I probably shouldn't even be f***ing you.