Tony was caught swearing by his teacher. "Tony," she said. "You shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear it?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"My Daddy said it," Tony responded.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well, that doesn't matter," she explained. "I don't want to hear that language in here again."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

After a moment, she whispered aloud, "At least he doesn't know what it means."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I do too!" Tony exclaimed. "It means the car won't start."