Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger who looked both hungry and fast. One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nikes. His friend looked at him.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
''Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?''©OFFICEJOKES.NET
''I don't have to run faster than that tiger,'' his friend replied. ''I just have to run faster than you.''