A farmer walks into a lawyer's office and says: "I'd like to get one of them-thar day-vorce-ees"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Yes sir, I believe I can help you" replied the lawyer.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Do you have any grounds?" "Oh shore do!", exclaimed the farmer, "Got me bout a 140 acres out back a the house thar."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"No no..., I mean do you have a case?" asked the lawyer. "No sur," replied the farmer, "I drive one of them John Deer's"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"You don't understand," said the lawyer, "You need something like a grudge." "Oh!!" said the farmer, "I got me one of those! That's what I park muh Deer in!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The lawyer, a bit frustrated responded, "Sir, you've got to have a reason to divorce your wife. Does she beat you up or anything?" "No sur", replied the farmer, "I purt near get outta bed afore her ever mornin."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Finally the exasperated lawyer shouted, "WHY do you want a divorce?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Oh, well..." replied the farmer, "She says we jus can't communicate!!"