A visitor from Buffalo was strolling along the California surf one morning. During his walk he came upon a fellow, fishing pole clutched in his hands, sound asleep against the side of a huge coastal rock. Just then the pole began to jerk violently.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Hey, there!" cried the visitor as he roused the fisherman. "Look out there! You have a bite."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"So I do," yawned the drowsy one glancing out at the water. "If you don't mind, will you pull in the line for me?" The visitor, somewhat surprised, did as he was requested.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Now, mister," continued the fisherman, "put some fresh bait on the hook and cast the line out for me." Again the visitor complied. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

After doing so he turned to the lazy angler. "You know," he declared, "anyone as lazy as you ought to get married and have a son to do these things for him."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"That's a good idea," beamed the fisherman. "Know where I could find a pregnant woman?"