Question - What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Answer - A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Question - What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Answer - A competent liberal President.

Question - Why do the male members of the Kennedy family cry while having sex?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Answer - Mace.

Question - Who was the first liberal Democrat?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Answer - Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been and did it all on borrowed money.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Liberals are like seagulls: all they do is squawk, eat crap, and they are protected by the government.