A few clues to being a true Louisianan:©OFFICEJOKES.NET

1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

2. "Vacation" means going to the family reunion.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

3. You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

4. You measure distance in minutes.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

5. You know several people who have hit a deer.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

6. Your school classes were canceled because of cold.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

7. Your school classes were canceled because of heat.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

8. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

9. You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

10. Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

11. You see people wearing bib overalls at funerals.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

12. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it, no matter what time of the year.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

13. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

14. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

15. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

16. You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

17. You carry jumper cables in your car.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

18. You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" are.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

19. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

20. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

21. You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

22. The local paper covers national and international news on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

23. You think that deer season is a national holiday.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

24. You find 90 degrees F "a little warm."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

25. You know all 4 seasons: Almost summer, summer, Still summer, and Christmas.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

26. You know if another Louisianan is from southern, middle, or northern Louisiana as soon as they open their mouth.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

27. There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

28. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good gumbo weather.