A man walks into a bar next to an extremely hot girl and immediately looks at his watch.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

She says, ''Is your date late or something''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He says, ''No I just got this magic watch''.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What does your watch do that is so amazing?" asked the lady.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"It tells me what is happening."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What does it say now asked the lady."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"It says you're not wearing panties."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well your watch is wrong, I do have panties on."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Sorry, my watch is one hour fast.