How many men does it take to open a beer?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
- None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
- Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Why do women have smaller feet than men?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
- It allows them to stand closer to the sink.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
- She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
How do you fix a woman's watch?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
- It doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Why do men break wind more than women?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
- Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
- The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
- A woman that won't do what she's told.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
I married Miss Right.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
- I just didn't know her first name was Always.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months!©OFFICEJOKES.NET
- I don't like to interrupt her.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
- It's called wedding cake.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Marriage is a three ring circus:©OFFICEJOKES.NET
- Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
- I said, "Dust!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
- Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Why do men die before their wives?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
- They want to.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
- The next day he received a hundred letters saying "You can have mine."
