(As answered by elementary school students) ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
How Do You Decide Who To Marry?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10©OFFICEJOKES.NET
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
- Kirsten, age 10©OFFICEJOKES.NET
What is the Right Age To Get Married?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10©OFFICEJOKES.NET
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6©OFFICEJOKES.NET
How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8©OFFICEJOKES.NET
What Do Your Think Your Mom and Dad Have In Common?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8©OFFICEJOKES.NET
What Do Most People Do On A Date?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8©OFFICEJOKES.NET
On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10©OFFICEJOKES.NET
What Would You Do On A First Date That Was Turning Sour?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
- Craig, age 9©OFFICEJOKES.NET
When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Is It Better To Be Single or Married?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9©OFFICEJOKES.NET
How Would The World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8©OFFICEJOKES.NET
How Would You Make a Marriage Work?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
- Ricky, age 10
