A dinner conversation that went wrong .......©OFFICEJOKES.NET

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).©OFFICEJOKES.NET

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

WIFE: - - - silence - - -©OFFICEJOKES.NET

HUSBAND: "Shit....!"