* Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!©OFFICEJOKES.NET

* I'm creative; you can't expect me to be neat, too!©OFFICEJOKES.NET

* Ring Bell for Maid Service. If no answer, do it yourself!©OFFICEJOKES.NET

* You may touch the dust in this house, but please don't write in it!©OFFICEJOKES.NET

* If you write in the dust, please don't date it!©OFFICEJOKES.NET

* I would cook dinner, but I can't find the can opener!©OFFICEJOKES.NET

* I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

* If you don't like my standards of cooking, lower your standards.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

* A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

* Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

* Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

* My house was clean last week; too bad you missed it!