Men are like placemats.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

They only show up when there's food on the table.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Men are like mascara.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

They usually run at the first sign of emotion.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Men are like bike helmets.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Men are like government bonds.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

They take so long to mature.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Men are like parking spots.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Men are like copiers.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Men are like lava lamps.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Fun to look at, but not very bright.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Men are like bank accounts.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Men are like high heels.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Men are like curling irons.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Men are like mini skirts.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.