Michael was selling a fine horse, and his friend Liam came over with the intention of buying it. "How much is it?" asked Liam, and Pat told him "500 dollars."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Liam was startled, and said, "But sure, I could give only 25 dollars for even such a fine horse." "Done!" said Michael.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Liam was surprised again. "How is it you came down so fast?" Michael smiled and said, "25 dollars is what he's worth, all right, but you're my friend, and I thought you'd like owning a 500 dollar horse."