My Dad bought my Mom a piano for her birthday. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Oh," said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"How come?" I asked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well," he answered, "because with a clarinet, she can't sing...."