A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Approaching the friend, he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"My mother died in June, and left me $10,000." said the friend.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Gee, that's tough," he replied.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000." The man looking concerned says, "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The friend continues, "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Three close family members lost in three months??? How sad!!!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Then this month,..." continued, the friend, "Nothing! Not a single dime!"