As we prepare for mother's day we want to honor our mother's who taught us:©OFFICEJOKES.NET

LOGIC:"If your fall off that swing and break your neck, You can't go to the store with me."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

MEDICINE:"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

TO THINK AHEAD: "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."ESP:"Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

TO MEET A CHALLENGE:"What were you thinking?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

HUMOR:"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't you come running to me."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

BECOME AN ADULT: "If you don't eat your vegetables,you'll never grow up. WISDOM of AGE:"When you get to be my age, you will understand."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

GENETICS:"You're just like your father!"OUR ROOTS:"Do you think you were born in a barn?"?/p>

ANTICIPATION:"Just wait until your father gets home."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

RECEIVING:You are going to get it when we get home.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

JUSTICE:"One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"