This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Dude," he told a friend, "I've tried everything and those damn mice keep coming back."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"I had the same thing man," his friend says. "All you have to do is stuff steel wool in their little holes."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"That's it?" the guy asked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"I'll do it tonight if it means getting rid of the damn rodents."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
About a week later the guy gets a call. "How's it going with the mice, buddy?" "Not so good, dude."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"What's the problem?" his friend asks.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"To be honest, I'm having a lot of trouble holding their little legs apart."