An elderly man constantly called his doctor at all hours of the day and night and would then keep him on the phone with a litany of imagined ailments. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Finally the doctor could take it no longer.
"Listen, Mr. Becker. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

If you wake me up again in the middle of the night with another one of your tales about some made-up ailment, i am going to insist you go to another physician.
Have I made myself clear?" And he hung up the phone.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

A week later, the unfortunate man slipped and fell down a flight of stairs, breaking his hip, two ribs, en elbow, and suffering a concussion. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He was rushed to the hospital and put in intensive care. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

An hour later, his doctor walked in on him, saw his condition, and beamed, "Now I think you're getting the hang of it!"