A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man says, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Bartender: "Yeah! Sureand#37413;and#59085;o ahead."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Man asks the dog, "What covers a house?" Dog says, "Roof!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Man asks the dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" Dog says, "Rough!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Man asks the dog, "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?" Dog says, "Ruth!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Man says to the bartender, "Pay up. I told you he could talk."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Bartender throws both of them out the door.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the man and says, "Should I have said Gehrig, then?"