You have all seen those little hand painted signs hung in so many kitchens. Many are heartwarming and homey, but many are simply hilarious. Here is a collection of the funnier ones:©OFFICEJOKES.NET

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

If we are what we eat, then I'm fast, cheap, and easy.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Help keep the kitchen clean -- eat out©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Housework done properly can kill you.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The only reason I have a kitchen is because it came with the house when I bought it.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

There are only three kinds of food - Frozen, Canned, and Take-out!