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  • Knock Knock Jokes / New Mattress Joke

    My husband-to-be helped his aunt take the furniture of her boyfriend's home to a charity after the gentleman had passed away. She asked him if we still needed anything for our new life, and he told her that we had everything but a bedroom set. She graciously gave him the master bedroom set from the home.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

    The problem was that the poor man had died on the mattress, and I wanted to replace it with a new mattress, with my next paycheck. I really didn't want to sleep on a bed that someone had died in.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

    My mother-in-law-to-be heard the story. She urged me not to be silly and to use the perfectly good mattress instead of spending the money on a new one.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

    My mother-in-law-to-be soon came for an overnight visit.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

    The next morning she came out of her bedroom, and immediately asked me how I had slept, and I told her I had a great night's sleep. She promptly reminded me of how I had foolishly wanted to buy a new mattress, and that I didn't appear to have suffered much sleeping on a bed that someone had died in.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

    I quickly answered that I had indeed bought a new mattress, and it was she that had slept on the poor man's mattress.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

    Its really fun to watch people's faces turn that many shades of "pale"!


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