Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium©OFFICEJOKES.NET

1) You try to enter your password on the microwave. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

2) You now think of three espressos as ''getting wasted.'' ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

3) You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

4) You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

5) You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back, ''What's for dinner?'' ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

6) Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

7) You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

8) You didn't give your wife a Valentine's card this year, but you posted one for your email buddies via a Web page. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

9) Your daughter just bought CDs of all the worst records your college roommate used to play. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

10) Every commercial on television has a web site address at the bottom of the screen. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

11) You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date. And now sells for half the price you paid. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

12) The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

13) Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags our of the backseat of your car. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

14) Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have email addresses. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

15) You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

16) You refer to your dining room table as "the flat filing cabinet." ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

17) Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

18) You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

19) You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

20) You think a ''half-day'' means leaving at 5 o'clock. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

21) You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.