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  • Animal Jokes / New job Joke

    A man started a new job at a zoo. He was given his first job by the zoo owner and#37413;?to clean out the large tropical fish tank, which contained many exotic species.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

    While removing some gravel from the tank with his spade, he accidently hit one of the fish and killed it. Worried about losing his job for this mistake, he decided to hide the evidence. He took the fish and fed it to the lions because lions eat anything.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

    The zoo owner did not notice the missing fish and gave the man a new job and#37413;?to muck out the chimps. He was in the middle of mucking out when two of the chimps became a bit over familiar and, in an attempt to get them away the man lashed out with his spade, killing two chimps. In his panic he decided to hide the evidence and fed the unfortunate chimpanzees to the lions because lions eat anything.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

    The zoo owner was pleased with the manand#37413;and#27290; work and as his final task for the day he asked him to collect honey from the zooand#37413;and#27290; beehives. The man tried hard to do this without upsetting the bees, but some got angry and stung him. He grabbed his spade and whirled it above his head, squashing and killing several dozen bees. Plagued with guilt, he fed these to the lions as well because lions eat anything.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

    The next day, a new lion arrived at the zoo. He enquired of the existing residents and#37413;and#28200;hatand#37413;and#27290; the food like here?and#37413;?One of the zooand#37413;and#27290; resident lions said, and#37413;and#28133;h, itand#37413;and#27290; great. Only yesterday we had fish, chimps and mushy bees.and#37413;?/p>


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